Football - Adult TankTop - I have separation anxiety
Football - Adult TankTop - I have separation anxiety
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Ever feel like your soul leaves your body the moment the final whistle blows on the season? Yeah… same. This shirt says it all — and it’s not just a cute statement. It’s a diagnosis.
Perfect for those of us who spend the offseason wandering around like zombies, rewatching old highlights, yelling “run the dang ball!” at reruns, and pretending we like other sports. (We don’t. Let’s be honest.)
Product features
- Side seams for improved structure and shape retention.
- Self fabric binding for a streamlined look and durability.
- Crafted from 60% combed ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester for a soft touch and strength.
- Made with lightweight 4 oz fabric, perfect for active lifestyles.
- Classic fit with a scooped neckline, providing comfort and a sporty vibe.
Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
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