Football - Adult TankTop - Lineman Serving Pancakes Daily

That’s right — this isn’t about syrupy stacks from IHOP. This is about flattening dudes on the gridiron so hard they wake up thinking it’s brunch.

This shirt celebrates the true MVPs of the trenches — the big boys who turn defenders into flapjacks every snap. It’s strong, salty, and just the right amount of inappropriate if you know football slang.

Perfect for the locker room, the tailgate, or your local diner when you're flexing on a short stack. Wear it proud. Serve it hot. And remember: real linemen don’t flip — they finish.

Product features
- Constructed with side seams for better shape retention.
- Soft self fabric binding for a uniform look.
- Crafted from 60% combed ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester for a luxurious feel.
- Extra lightweight fabric (4 oz/yd²) perfect for activewear.
- Classic fit and scooped neckline for comfort and a sporty style.

Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat