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Football - Adult Sweatshirt - Home Run

Football - Adult Sweatshirt - Home Run

Regular price $25.00 USD
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This isn’t just a shirt. It’s tactical confusion.
A football ref. Throwing a touchdown. HOME RUN.

Does it make sense? Absolutely not. And that’s exactly the point.

We’re not here to play fair — we’re here to break brains. This tee is psychological warfare in cotton form. Opponents won’t know if they’re in a football game or a baseball doubleheader. They’ll question the rules. Their playbook. Their very reality.

Coach will call timeout just to Google the definition of “sports.” Players will fumble not the ball, but their identity.

It’s bold. It’s ironic. It’s weaponized stupidity. And it’s devastatingly effective.

Get the “Home Run” shirt and leave your opponents dazed, confused, and wondering if they missed a memo from the league office.

Victory through misdirection. Dominate the scoreboard and the psyche.


Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience.
- Adjustable drawstring hood for a perfect fit.
- Seamless construction reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
- Durable fabric blend (50% cotton, 50% polyester) ensures comfort and longevity.
- Ethically made with 100% US-grown cotton, meeting sustainability standards.

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

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